«The filmmakers expect us to accept that SpongeBob's round posterior is suited for his square pants. Sort of makes the intent of the filmmakers clear, doesn't it. How do I know SquarePants has a round bottom? I saw it in the movie. And so will your kids if they see it.»</p>
That's the analyse de texte of The Spongebob Squarepants movie, which you missed because you weren't watching capalert, the feed for Christian Analysis of American Culture's Childcare Action Project. Won't somebody please think of the children???