December 19th, 2005

Ontologically Damned


A veritable collection of tips and tricks from a Canadian gold miner who is also not a Canadian gold miner. Topics often include Cyborg Cheney, imaginary friends, that guy, a trip to debate camp that ended in DESTRUCTION! There was also the time when we all got together and discussed important things about aliens. Always important. The ontologically damned purports to update daily. Also, ontologically damned works on a 36-97 hour clock. Those are the best sorts of clock. Everything written is a lie, except for the lies, those are true. is the source of this syndication. Also, some greatest hits:

- Directing the Show to the Sun
- Pizza Rolls
- Drifting Wood
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Pirate and Alien, follows the exploits of an interstellar zoologist (Alien) and his hornswaggling matey (Pirate), as they are swept into modern day America, and forced to make ends meet while trying to fix alien's space ship to take them back home.

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