August 17th, 2007

cthulhu, cartooning

Ask The Little Bald Bastard

  Here's a recent sample from my advice/answer column Ask The Little Bald Bastard.

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  where can you go check out a porn flick being filmed here in Los angeles?
- Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
  If you really want an all-access pass to porn, go get an undergraduate film degree, and then get a job as a Production Assistant. You'll get to see live XXX action while simultaneously being paid a pittance to write down numbers on a clipboard and stick labels on things.

  Read the full answer, plus questions about politics, home repair and spelling, in the asklbb feed.
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