Dear Little Bald Bastard,
Whats with that outfit?
- judge mental
Dear judge mental,
My wife says I dress like a homeless man getting drunk on his way to church. Since "Surly Internet Columnist" currently pays about as much as drinking Mad Dog out of a paper-bag-covered bottle at 9 am on a Sunday, I'd say it's appropriate.
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