Livejournal Mirror of Suburban Panic Dot Com (suburban_panic) wrote in syn_promo,
Livejournal Mirror of Suburban Panic Dot Com

Ask the Little Bald Bastard

  Here's a sample post from my advice column, Ask the Little Bald Bastard:

Dear Little Bald Bastard,
  Whats with that outfit?
- judge mental

Dear judge mental,
  My wife says I dress like a homeless man getting drunk on his way to church. Since "Surly Internet Columnist" currently pays about as much as drinking Mad Dog out of a paper-bag-covered bottle at 9 am on a Sunday, I'd say it's appropriate.

  More answers like that, plus rants about Oprah and astrology in the feed at asklbb.
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