Dear Little Bald Bastard,
where can you go check out a porn flick being filmed here in Los angeles?
If you really want an all-access pass to porn, go get an undergraduate film degree, and then get a job as a Production Assistant. You'll get to see live XXX action while simultaneously being paid a pittance to write down numbers on a clipboard and stick labels on things.
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